February 2009
8 posts
touring round the world
im in arizona, america right now playing the brisket circuit. things are going real well. im making a dvd of my performances which i’ve been told are “shit-kicking.”
January 2009
19 posts
get your breads right
Rose: "Flick, When is glitter penis touring Australia?"
Flick: "August, 2011"
Rose: "I better start making sandwiches."
Flick: "best know there's 65 people in the band first."
Rose: "that's a lot of penises to cater for. Lucky I have a lot of bread."
Flick: "so long as it ain't rye."
Rose: "rye ain't even in my vocabulary."
Flick: "thank jesus it ain't."
Noopy Answers Your Questions pt. 8
Q: “what did you do that got you kicked out of the GP? Did it have something to do with a hovercraft?” - Jason
A: “No. It had something to do with 5 octopuses and a crate of jagermeister.” - Flick
This Lady Wrote a Penis Poem
This original poem was written by an original woman named Elina and emailed to me, the keyboardist for the band, Glitter Penis, Flick Noopy.
“The Power of G.P.” fist of creation glitter between dull walls sounds like a hidden option a joyful wink a kid’s surreal parade through gardens and stars it flirts with my senses like a bird of youth and flows and bows towards the unknown...
Noopy Answers Your Questions pt. 7
Q: “hello there flick i have your music on my cheap old dinosaur pc, which i just gave to my grandfather, and now i have a mac, and i dont know how to download them onto this my computer wants me to buy quicktime pro?? wait i managed to download one onto dashboard…now what to do with it ” - Chez A: “Can’t help you. Noopy understands computers about as well as he do...
